Friday, February 09, 2018

Doritos For Women Trigger SJWs And Feminists

The CEO of PepsiCo (the company that owns Doritos) was doing an interview with the podcast “Freakonomics Radio” when she dropped a potential future product: “Doritos for Women”. The logic behind this potential new type of Dorito was that their research showed that many women don’t enjoy the loud crunch that the crisps make in public places.

Seems straightforward enough, but the SJW crowd has a different opinion. Many of these schizophrenic baboons took to their social media to say that even the suggestion of making a product that women could choose to buy or not was actually a sexist attack, meant to silence women and promote an outdated standard of femininity.

This outrage has led to the hashtag: #CrunchLouder, meaning women should instead try to make as much noise as possible when eating chips, a trait that is irritating across cultures, ethnicities, and gender.

And many other outraged lefties voiced their opinion over an irrelevant potential product that would offend nobody who doesn’t have a trigger-happy temper or a severe mental disorder



Paul Weber said...

There are some people you can NEVER please. SJWs and feminists are at the top of that list.

Bird of Paradise said...

SJW and Femminists are just more of the leftists groups trying to force all men to become Ballet Dancers and Herb Gardeners

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the philosophy "if you don't like it, don't buy it"? Now, "if you don't like it, no one is allowed to buy it"!

Spurwing Plover the Fighting Shorebird said...

Anon 7:24 Just like with the Dog in the Manger Time to do like the farmer did take a stick and run the SJW dogs out of the manger