Thursday, June 01, 2017

Culture warriors can be very tedious

I was out on a date. We ordered drinks, and then it happened.

Me: “I'll take a Black Russian.”

My Date (incredibly offended): “I can't believe you.”

Me (confused): “What are you talking about?”

My Date (clarifying her angst): “There are all sorts of cultures you know. That's so racist!”

Me (feeling embarrassed for her): “Oh…. You mean my drink? It's called a Black Russian. It's Vodka and Kahlua. Like a White Russian, but without the cream.

The awkward silence continued even when we got our drinks (of cultural insensitivity).


Did she know that Russians are not actually black?  Maybe not


Bird of Paradise said...

Q. What do you call a basement full of liberals? A. A whine cellar

Anonymous said...

BOP - I'd call it a cess-pit.

Spurwing Plover the Fighting Shorebird said...

And at the bottom of the whine barrel are the bitter dreggs

stinky said...

This guy didn't choose his date for her brains, did he?

Anonymous said...

This guy didn't choose his date for her brains,

Of course not, it is what is between her legs.

Anonymous said...

I could guess that he didn't end the way he planned.

Bird of Paradise said...

And Anon 3:12 is a pinhead