Saturday, December 11, 2010

Must not yodel near Muslims

If an Austrian cannot yodel in Austria...
"Helmut G. was busy on Friday afternoon, mowing his grass. “And because I was just in such a good mood, I yodeled along with it and sang a few songs,” says the retiree, speaking to the Styrian Crown. That was not all right with his neighbors — believing Muslims. They had gathered in their house at prayer hour, which was also broadcast into their yard by loudspeaker.

Consequently, several of them felt disturbed in their religious exercises by the grass-mowing 63-year old — and promptly reported him to the police. “In the statement it said that my yodeling sounded like the call of the muezzin,” Helmut G. shook his head, bewildered. “It was definitely not my intention to imitate him,” the Graz native assures us.

The court did not believe him and sentenced him to a fat fine. On Friday, the correlating confirmation trickled in. Helmut G.: “The Muslims pay no attention to any rules. We neighbors constantly have problems…”

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No freedom to yodel in the home of yodelling, obviously

6 comments:

Flu-Bird said...

Its so unfortunat whats become of europe now they must do everything to appease the muslims. Shows what happens when they open their borders to illegal aliens

Anonymous said...

Yes, and you can hear their crap for miles.

Some day, when it's probably too late, the world will understand Muslims. They will understand that when Muslims see all this compassion, tolerance, understanding, acceptance, etc. coming from just about everyone, all they actually see is WEAKNESS! It's the only thing the West has shown them, which is why they are in the process of conquering western societies, "by any and all means". And for those nations and people who fail (or refuse) to see this, they deserve everything that's coming their way.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

-L

Anonymous said...

Easy guys, or they'll all end up coming here to the US. That is, the few who aren't here already.

I've said it before and i'll say it again. One 9/11 was not enough to make the American people wake up.

Anonymous said...

muslims seem to have an infinite capacity for being offended. How weak their religion is when it cannot stand anything.

jwenting said...

"The mooslims broadcast their crap into their yard??!!"

of course, that's religious freedom.
Being an Austrian in Austria of course is a sign of blatant racism and intollerance towards minorities.