Thursday, June 01, 2017
Culture warriors can be very tedious
I was out on a date. We ordered drinks, and then it happened.
Me: “I'll take a Black Russian.”
My Date (incredibly offended): “I can't believe you.”
Me (confused): “What are you talking about?”
My Date (clarifying her angst): “There are all sorts of cultures you know. That's so racist!”
Me (feeling embarrassed for her): “Oh…. You mean my drink? It's called a Black Russian. It's Vodka and Kahlua. Like a White Russian, but without the cream.
The awkward silence continued even when we got our drinks (of cultural insensitivity).
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Did she know that Russians are not actually black? Maybe not
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Q. What do you call a basement full of liberals? A. A whine cellar
And at the bottom of the whine barrel are the bitter dreggs
This guy didn't choose his date for her brains, did he?
This guy didn't choose his date for her brains,
Of course not, it is what is between her legs.
I could guess that he didn't end the way he planned.
And Anon 3:12 is a pinhead
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