Tuesday, February 06, 2018



WHITE CREME EGGS ARE ‘RACIST’

MILLIONS of Brits have been scampering to supermarkets and local shops, buying armfuls of Cadbury Creme Eggs in the hope of winning a cool £1,000.

Special edition white chocolate eggs have been produced and anyone who finds one is in the running to win a cash prize – of up to two grand!

But now the popular promo has run into trouble – for being RACIST! Meadow Sugarsweet, boss of the Melting Pot Community Foundation raged: “Why should a WHITE product be seen as inherently more valuable than a BROWN one?

“This is just the sort of unconscious racism that runs through Britain from top to bottom.

“We are calling on Cadbury’s to end this so- called promotion and demand that any prize money already paid out is diverted to inclusivity and diversity community projects. “We also want a full apology for this terrible slur on the minority ethnic community.”

Last night an insider at makers Cadbury’s said: “Oh f** k! Here we go. There’s always some daft c** t, isn’t there?!”

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:58 AM

    If a "person of color" already won, would they be required to return the money as well? Or would that be racist?

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  2. Anonymous4:34 AM

    Meadow Sugarsweet has to be made up.

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  3. Spurwing Plover the Fighting Shorebird12:34 PM

    Next on the targets of the whining little snowflakes is Snowhite and the Seven Dawarves after all she is a princess who will marry a prince and they work as miners

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